Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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