mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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