He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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