THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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