So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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