That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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