Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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