i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
This is my gift to your gina
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
