dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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