508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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