I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I wish you could order shots online.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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