I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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