school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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