Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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