What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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