considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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