did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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