please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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