He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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