a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
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