I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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