i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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