everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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