he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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