We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
