scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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