he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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