Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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