How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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