Already got asked if we're dating
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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