ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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