Sry I called you an 8
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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