i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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