Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Randomize
