doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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