your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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