Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
pray to the hookup gods
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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