I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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