Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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