he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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