How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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