I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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