I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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