what if I'm pregnant?
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The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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