something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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