All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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