can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
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