Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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