do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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