It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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