i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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